It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.
Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.