Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I would have made a good Pope.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
How could I lose to such an idiot?
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.