Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Success and failure are equally disastrous.
Nothing fails like success.
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students – there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.