Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
Jesus was a crackpot.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.