People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not; and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board.
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.