Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund-raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.
Canada: A few acres of snow.