I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.