My heart is pure as the driven slush.
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family – they have preservatives.
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.