I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another.
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.