Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong – but that is the way to bet.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.