Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.