Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax…
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Life is too important to take seriously.
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.