What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.