There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.