There are men I could spend eternity with. but not this life.
To err is human, but is feels divine.
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail — none of which is easy.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal.