I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Oregano is the spice of life.
Nothing succeeds like address.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’