The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
God is love, but get it in writing.
My favorite animal is steak.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant — and let the air out of their tires.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.