I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?