One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
It should be a very happy marriage — they are both so much in love with him.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.