Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.
Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart.
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.