Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.