Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.