My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.