There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.