War is not nice.
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
