During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
Tag: Fred Allen
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt.