Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?