Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.