Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success is sure.

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.

Golf is a good walk, ruined.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.