Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.