My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
This poem will never reach its destination.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.